As this post is being formed in my head and the brainwaves are communicating the words to my finger tips, I know I am going to sound like one of those spiteful bloggers that I tend to write off as desperate, envious, alone and bitter...which leads them to bitch about the rich and/or famous constantly...I should add, it's 3 am and I am slightly cranky and a bit too stimulated from having drunk a red bull just now [stupid].
Bearing all that in mind, I implore you to believe me when I say...I am none of the above. I do bitch a lot, but rightly so. This is an actually widely accepted claim. I bitch in an acceptable manner and never without reason [um, well, almost never].
Before I get too far off the track, I'd like to get straight to the point.
Agyness Deyn - in all her bad 80s movie extra...[think one of the rich girls getting off with Molly Ringwald's love interest [Oh! Jake Ryan, you dreamboat you!] before he realizes his need to declare his love for Molly is unstoppable even by crazy pervert grandparents!]glory is at it again!
[Left: Anthony Michael Hall as "The Geek" from Sixteen Candles...dead ringer for Agyness...am I right or am I right?]
I am not entirely irrational in my disgust with Agyness, as I've explained before.
I know I shouldn't be so bothered with those in the public eye but I'd like to digress and reiterate, I hate when they become sore for mine eyes! And when I get mad, I get even...
Therefore...
Agonyzingly Annoying Agyness deserves my e-wrath! You see, it's not so much people drawing comparisions between Agyness and Kate, as much as Agyness just trying to be Kate! Imitation is so so passe...
as are message T's...
Let me stop before I keep ranting and raving about how stupid Agyness is, I'll try to focus and get to my rather pointless, point. You see, my selfless reason for blogging about Agyness [again] is to save you poor souls who are blind to her evil ways! I'm actually a sort of superhero, to be honest. I should be given a plaque. A golden plaque and Agyness Deyn should be shunned.
Argh! I'm doing it again...Shut up Brain!!!
Look, the reason I am up in arms against Aggie again is simple...she has starting singing...uh, wanna be Moss much?
Kate Moss doing the hook on Babyshamble's "Belle et la Bete"...infinitely cool.
Agyness Deyn collaborating with the 5 O'Clock Heroes on "Who"...[what? and why?! is more like it]...not so much.
Gag me, she's so cringe-worthy...but then again, she doesn't make me want to keel over and die like Scarlett Johanssen...
whom I had deemed infinitely cool from "Ghost Town", her sardonic attitude and unconvential hottie-potential gave her a certain je ne sais quoi, but then she had to go and make an album...oh! why?! What would Enid say?
[Right: Scarlett Jo as Rebecca in Ghost World]
If this isn't a joke or attempt at being ironic...well, Armagheddon must be upon us.
Maybe I'm being too negative [and a little too dramatic]. These people just want to share the wonderful gift of song with us all. Sorry guys, continue. I'm only being polite by the way, I still find this "music" enough to make myself a permanent home under a rock somewhere...
As for Aggie, I predict an anticlimactic end to this frenzied furor for our fake friend [wishful thinking].
Before I get too far off the track, I'd like to get straight to the point.
Agyness Deyn - in all her bad 80s movie extra...[think one of the rich girls getting off with Molly Ringwald's love interest [Oh! Jake Ryan, you dreamboat you!] before he realizes his need to declare his love for Molly is unstoppable even by crazy pervert grandparents!]glory is at it again![Left: Anthony Michael Hall as "The Geek" from Sixteen Candles...dead ringer for Agyness...am I right or am I right?]
I am not entirely irrational in my disgust with Agyness, as I've explained before.
I know I shouldn't be so bothered with those in the public eye but I'd like to digress and reiterate, I hate when they become sore for mine eyes! And when I get mad, I get even...
Therefore...
Agonyzingly Annoying Agyness deserves my e-wrath! You see, it's not so much people drawing comparisions between Agyness and Kate, as much as Agyness just trying to be Kate! Imitation is so so passe...
as are message T's...
Let me stop before I keep ranting and raving about how stupid Agyness is, I'll try to focus and get to my rather pointless, point. You see, my selfless reason for blogging about Agyness [again] is to save you poor souls who are blind to her evil ways! I'm actually a sort of superhero, to be honest. I should be given a plaque. A golden plaque and Agyness Deyn should be shunned.
Argh! I'm doing it again...Shut up Brain!!!
Look, the reason I am up in arms against Aggie again is simple...she has starting singing...uh, wanna be Moss much?
Kate Moss doing the hook on Babyshamble's "Belle et la Bete"...infinitely cool.
Agyness Deyn collaborating with the 5 O'Clock Heroes on "Who"...[what? and why?! is more like it]...not so much.
Gag me, she's so cringe-worthy...but then again, she doesn't make me want to keel over and die like Scarlett Johanssen...
whom I had deemed infinitely cool from "Ghost Town", her sardonic attitude and unconvential hottie-potential gave her a certain je ne sais quoi, but then she had to go and make an album...oh! why?! What would Enid say?
[Right: Scarlett Jo as Rebecca in Ghost World]
If this isn't a joke or attempt at being ironic...well, Armagheddon must be upon us.
Maybe I'm being too negative [and a little too dramatic]. These people just want to share the wonderful gift of song with us all. Sorry guys, continue. I'm only being polite by the way, I still find this "music" enough to make myself a permanent home under a rock somewhere...
As for Aggie, I predict an anticlimactic end to this frenzied furor for our fake friend [wishful thinking].
I dislike her. And she hangs out with Har Mar Superstar. Wtf?
ReplyDeleteLOL! I don't really hate her, but do think that she is a Kate wannabe. In India, we aren't subjected to her face every nanosecond, so I guess she is a little less annoying this side of the world.
ReplyDeleteBut I agree with the anti-climax bit. I am all for it.
I don't like her either. The message tees and her inability to shut her mouth (while posing that is, though it might apply to talking as well), she just doesn't do it for me. She is the hipster's queen though...
ReplyDeleteIm not sure shes super model material and was not impressed when her and alexa chung made up some type of groupie group for themselves and earned points by how many mens hearts they could break. Thats just mean and out right rude. This is in itself makes her unattractive. xf
ReplyDeletemessage t's hahaha! i was just wearing one a while ago :)
ReplyDeletei dont know much abt agyness only that ilove her face so much.